Of the myriad possible metaphors for the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich craze of 2019—which is a thing I will tell my kids about when they ask how America voted for Donald Trump—my favorite is that the sandwich itself represents heaven. The line to wait for the sandwich? That’s life on Earth. Those who get their sandwiches immediately? The righteous. Those who, after buying the sandwich, have to wait in a separate line for the order to be ready? That’s purgatory. And the unfortunates who wait in line but learn that there are no more sandwiches? Well, I hope they packed some light clothing.