Check it out, chief. Ain’t gonna be no retrieval. It’s a dub. Move around. Remember the story we reported about the white-ish American “missionary” who went to a sacred island to contact the aboriginal tribe known as the Sentinelese? Well, officials in India have been trying to land on the island to get John Allen Chau’s body to return it to America, but it doesn’t appear that that is going to happen according to the National Post.