— Skoob (@TheKidSkoob) June 14, 2018 You do what you want when you’re the GOAT and Michael Jordan aka Tequila23 did exactly that when he took a slizzed up stroll in NYC with a mostly-empty bottle of tequila (AND A WHOLE BOX OF TEQUILA) while ignoring fans thirsty for autographs. Oh yes, unc-unc MJ was LIT and sparked hilarious hysteria across Twitter.