Wherever there is North Korea, Dennis Rodman is not far behind. The former basketball player, who hasn’t shown his eyeballs in public since the late 1990s, popped up in Singapore for the historic handshake of two egomaniacs: Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un. Naturally, CNN decided to prop up Dennis Rodman for television and it was a gargantuan sh*t show. Carmen Electra‘s ex-husband was on national television in a Make America Great Again hat sobbing about his worship for Kim Jong Un. Just like Kanye was big mad that he didn’t get a meeting with Obama, Rodman shed MAGA tears that Obama didn’t meet with him over his North Korean BFF, “Obama didn’t give me the time of day!”