I don’t mean to shock you. After all, here you were, minding your business, reading a blog and thinking about all the things you could eat for lunch (Burrito bowl? Salad, out of respect for the summer body that will get here...maybe in 2021? Steak-Umms?) or the places you could travel if you weren’t in an over-air-conditioned office. But instead, you’re here with me, clutching our collective pearls over the realization that Donald Trump doesn’t support reparations for slavery.